December 2012
7 posts
snowychesters:
do you ever reread something you wrote a long time ago and just
usingtimewisely:
the kid who volunteers to read and can’t pronounce 90% of the words.
Me: Wow, today is such a lovely day to avoid all human contact and remain in the comfort of my own loneliness and sorrows of not having a social life thus maintaining my solitude as I surf the web.
someone: have you seen this movie?
me: no but i've seen gifs
Me studying for exams
November 2012
2 posts
yesterday was history
tomorrow is a mystery
today is the present
you're still a peasant.
October 2012
6 posts
thatfunnyblog:
usa gets silver:
russia gets silver:
china gets silver:
britain gets bronze:
Funny Stuff you like?
August 2012
6 posts
When most of the things you have studied for the...
theepichumor:
And you actually gave so much effort…
When someone steals your joke and tells it to... →
June 2012
18 posts
Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they’ll trip over something and die.
☺More Laughs Here.
mom: *calls my name*
me: what
mom:
me: what
mom:
me: what
mom:
me: what
mom: *yells my name*
me: what
mom: WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ME
When you spell a big word right on the first try. →
wowfunniestposts:
I’m a genius .
Twilight won movie of the year???
thealmostcompanion:
How to spell Canada
C, eh?
N, eh?
D, eh?
Anonymous asked: are you planning to go see 'the beatles: the lost concert' film?
April 2012
4 posts
March 2012
73 posts
When you get a better grade than the really smart...
They’re like:
You’re like:
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