turnonred: typette: jvamps: My roommate was...
snowychesters: do you ever reread something you wrote a long time ago and just
usingtimewisely: the kid who volunteers to read and can’t pronounce 90% of the words.
Me: Wow, today is such a lovely day to avoid all human contact and remain in the comfort of my own loneliness and sorrows of not having a social life thus maintaining my solitude as I surf the web.
someone: have you seen this movie?
me: no but i've seen gifs
Me studying for exams
yesterday was history
tomorrow is a mystery
today is the present
you're still a peasant.
thatfunnyblog: usa gets silver: russia gets silver: china gets silver: britain gets bronze: Funny Stuff you like?
When most of the things you have studied for the...
theepichumor: And you actually gave so much effort…
When someone steals your joke and tells it to... →
Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they’ll trip over something and die. ☺More Laughs Here.
mom: *calls my name*
mom: *yells my name*
mom: WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ME
When you spell a big word right on the first try. →
wowfunniestposts: I’m a genius .
Twilight won movie of the year???
How to spell Canada
Anonymous asked: are you planning to go see 'the beatles: the lost concert' film?
When you get a better grade than the really smart...
They’re like: You’re like: More Laughs Here